He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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