I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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