She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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