So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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