I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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