marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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