fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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