the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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