you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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