90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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