break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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