one might say we're banned from that church
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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