your parents love me but you hate me
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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