Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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