Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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