that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions