You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he puts the penis in happiness.
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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.