Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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