Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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