Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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