Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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