next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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