There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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