He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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