I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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