LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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