i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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