she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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