People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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