I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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