Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Text me some of your sweat
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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