I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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