Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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