I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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