Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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