No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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