I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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