I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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