you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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