Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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