do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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