Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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