i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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