i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
only you would photoshop your dick
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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