I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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