I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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