Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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