Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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