i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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