Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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