a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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