Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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