People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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