Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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