I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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